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11 Types Of Breakup A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

To be honest, going through a breakup can cause an emotional breakdown. For some people, it’s easy for them to bounce back after a breakup. While for others, it’s a struggle. I can categorically tell you that You Will Experience One Of These 11 Types Of Breakups In Your Lifetime

1. The out-of-nowhere breakup.

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This is that kinda breakup that can totally destroy an individual. You’re overly content with how your relationship is, and then out of nowhere, your bae or boo (depending on what you call yourselves) pulls the carpet under your feet, and then BOOM, your head hits the ground. This kinda breakup hits you like a trailer and leaves you lying in your bed all day eating food that tastes like your tears. (since you’re crying, you see. Get it?).

2. The exhausting, long, painfully drawn-out breakup.

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11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

It’s not what you are thinking. It’s not the “long-hour-talk” kind of breakup. It’s the slow, long, and painful kind of breakup that usually happens over days, weeks sometimes months.

3. The miracle breakup.

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11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

When you so much want to break up but unsure how to go about it, then your partner misbehaves and you quickly lash on to that to Japa. It feels like a small miracle because you get to walk away guilt-free.

4. The cordial breakup.

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This kind of breakup is usually not common. It’s very uncommon to see two people mutually agree to end a relationship and still remain friends. It takes a high level of maturity to say “Hey this isn’t working but we can still be friends”

5. The less-than-24-hours breakup.

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This kinda breakup doesn’t last. It’s also very specific to some relationships. You get upset with your partner, you break up, the following day, you two are back together. When you take the matter to your friends, they just roll their eyes because they know the breakup will only last as long as your head is hot. Everything will be back to normal once you two are calm.

6. The “long time coming” breakup. 

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

This happens in an unhealthy relationship. In fact, the parties involved are aware it would happen eventually. It’s more of two people yelling and raining insults on each other than a breakup.

Two people saying horrible things at each other and getting stuff off their chest. The good thing is that at least it’s over.

7. The appallingly informal breakup.

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime
11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

Have you received a breakup on WhatsApp? That’s what I mean by the appallingly informal breakup. It’s only a terrible person that will break up with someone on WhatsApp. You should move on quickly.

8. The “don’t ever talk to me ever again” and “lose my number” breakup. 

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime
11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

This is the height of all breakups.  You completely BLANK your partner. It’s like they never existed.

9. The breakup that makes you feel like you need to go find yourself. 

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

This kind of breakup makes you start thinking about all the things you would have done to pepper your partner if you had money. Instead, you are at home browsing through social media and reading nothing in particular. Don’t worry, you will get over it soon.

10. The breakup that happens because things get too serious too fast. 

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

Most of the time when two people decide to take things slow and steady, then one begins to catch feelings, it always ends in premium tears for the feeling-catcher.

The other person stops everything dead on track and puts them out of their misery. It’s like jumping from frying pan to fire. I know it’s harsh but it is what it is.

11. The breakup where your friends and family shit all over your ex as soon as it’s over. 

11 Types Of Breakups A Nigerian Will Experience In Their Lifetime

Apparently, your friends and family don’t like your newly-appointed EX but could not summon the courage to tell you since you two were dating. Now is the time to tell you all the nasty things they’ve been wanting to tell you for a while.

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