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14 Guy Problems That Are Not Small Problem

14 Guy Problems That Are Not Small Problem

So, a few weeks ago, we wrote an article on girl’s problems that are not small problems and we got some feedback from our readers asking us to write on guy’s problems too. So today, we decided to highlight 14 guy problems that are not small problems.

1. Peeing.

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Yes, peeing. Especially when its a water closet, not a urinal. Aiming for the water closet to avoid a spill on the floor or their shoes is serious work.

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2. When your balls uncomfortably stick to your legs.

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The struggle is real.

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3. Annoying erection from nowhere

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Checking mail? Erection. Licking ice cream? Erection. Speaking with bae on the phone? Erection. Ladies will never understand what it means for a guy to control or hide an erection in public. When you see a guy on a call with hands in his pocket, just know that he is trying to hide the boner.

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4. The fear of getting hit down there

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The threat is around you at all times. The question isn’t how it will happen but when?

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5. When you finally get hit

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OOOUUUCHHHHH!!!!

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6. Waiting for that babe to come

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She’s on her way, she said. It’s been four hours now.

7. When all of your boxers are dead and gone

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Time to change into a sporting outfit but you can’t because your boxer looks like a rag.

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8. Sharing a bed with her

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Sleep will not come. Sleep fire!

9. When the barber butchers your hair.

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All of a sudden, you become papa ajasco

10. When you’re the only man in the family

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Your sisters bringing all their fine female friends home to pepper you.

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11. When another guy doesn’t watch football.

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Like WTF. Are you even a man at all?

12. Your banter game must be top-notch

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You can’t banter? You are done for.

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13. Not Crying

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“You are a man, you shouldn’t cry. Men don’t cry” Standards set by the society that a man must meet. Not all men look the same, love the same, or are the same. So screw the society and do you, because the manliest thing you can do is be yourself and love those around you. Don’t forget to cry when you watch a movie that moves you to tears. Stop holding the tears.

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14. Nutting after 2 minutes

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Self-esteem shattering.

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