You know how some neighbours and landlords/landladies can be very annoying and poke nosing in people’s affairs? We know too. It can be very frustrating. We have highlighted 6 ways to get them off your back and keep you at an arm’s length.
1) Buy a black cat
Yes, You read that right. Nigerian’s associates’ cats with witches. Now imagine you have a black one, your neigbours would consider you the head of the witches and wizard of the whole community
2) Always wear a particular kinda outfit
This is also one good way to keep those annoying folks off your back, especially if the outfit is black on black. They won’t think you are a tech guy like Mark Zuckerberg or the late Steve Jobs, they would think you belong to a secret cult because of their superstitious mind(s)
3) Always wear dark shades
There’s a saying that “the eyes are the window to the soul.” Wearing dark shades means your “windows” are shut. They can’t access your soul, which leaves them wondering what kind of a human being you are.
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4) Keep mute during compound meetings. Just smile
Always keep a straight face and be silent during compound meetings, even when you have something to say. Occasionally, just give them a wicked smile
5) Always keep late nights.
Go clubbing, hang out with friends, go sleep at your mom’s place then return home at midnight. You will be the center of discussion whenever they gather to gossip but no one will dare come say it to your face.
6) Do all five
Do all the five points highlighted above
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All five are quite intriguing and true in a typical Nigerian setting😂