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6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You

You know how some neighbours and landlords/landladies can be very annoying and poke nosing in people’s affairs? We know too. It can be very frustrating. We have highlighted 6 ways to get them off your back and keep you at an arm’s length.

1) Buy a black cat

Yes, You read that right. Nigerian’s associates’ cats with witches. Now imagine you have a black one, your neigbours would consider you the head of the witches and wizard of the whole community

6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You
6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You | Buy a black cat

2) Always wear a particular kinda outfit

This is also one good way to keep those annoying folks off your back, especially if the outfit is black on black. They won’t think you are a tech guy like Mark Zuckerberg or the late Steve Jobs, they would think you belong to a secret cult because of their superstitious mind(s)

6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You
Always wear a particular kinda outfit

3) Always wear dark shades

There’s a saying that “the eyes are the window to the soul.” Wearing dark shades means your “windows” are shut. They can’t access your soul, which leaves them wondering what kind of a human being you are.

6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You
Always wear dark shades

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4) Keep mute during compound meetings. Just smile

Always keep a straight face and be silent during compound meetings, even when you have something to say. Occasionally, just give them a wicked smile

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5) Always keep late nights.

Go clubbing, hang out with friends, go sleep at your mom’s place then return home at midnight. You will be the center of discussion whenever they gather to gossip but no one will dare come say it to your face.

 

6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You
6 Ways To Get Your Neigbours To Respect Or Be Scared Of You | Keep late nights

6) Do all five

Do all the five points highlighted above

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