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90s’ Kids Unofficial Football Rules That Will Crack Your Rib

90s’ Kids Unofficial Football Rules That Will Crack Your Rib

One sport we spent the most of our childhood playing was football. If you were born in the 90s, read on because this post will awaken the lost kid inside you.

1. The fat kid or the tallest kid was always the goalkeeper.

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90s’ Kids Unofficial Football Rules That Will Crack Your Rib

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2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

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90s’ Kids Unofficial Football Rules That Will Crack Your Rib

You always wanted to be in his good book

3. The ones who are not picked was responsible to fetch the ball

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They don’t have a choice. Else, they won’t play

4. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

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Ah. Nobody prayed for this to ever happen

5. When you hit your toes against a stone and you noticed blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid.

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The game must go on. No time to show weakness.

6. You can’t dribble the owner of the ball too much

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He can decide to take his ball especially if spectators boo him

7. No offsides and there was no referee.

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Who referee and offside epp?

8. There is foul only if  a player fell real hard

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Isn’t this interesting?

9. The two best players can not play in the same team

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Never. Nobody would agree to it. They challenge themselves and pick others.

10. If you are chosen last it means you are not good

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Or you are sent to the defense

11. The best player is always on the same team with the owner of the ball.

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Advantage

12. To distinguish the two teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts.

90s Kids Unofficial Football Rules That Will Crack Your Rib

Since we could not afford jerseys, we had to be creative

13. There is always a house that you never wanted the ball to enter

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It’s game over. So you were very careful

14. Penalty is only awarded to any team that can argue well

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Bring your argument game on

15. Game will only over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball.

Then, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment by our parents.

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