If you grew up in a Nigerian home, you will be familiar with all these statements. Nigerian Parents Are Guilty of all the statements below
Come and put it on my head
They expect you to be telepathic. You should read their minds. If you mistakenly “put it” in the wrong place, you are in soup
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When I was your age
This card is played when you’ve erred. Especially when you return from school with a terrible result
I did not kill my mother, you will not kill me
This is a stern warning from Mom when your wahala is getting to a crescendo
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If I hear peem
When you try to make a sound after severe flogging. You are expected to stay mute
Why will you not have headache when you are always pressing your phone
They attribute everything to phone-pressing. “Mom I’m adding weight” “It’s because you are always pressing your phone” “Mom I have toothache” “It’s because you are always pressing your phone. HABA!!!
Come and eat me
You dare not say you want more food. Are you Oliver Twist?
I carried you in my belle for 9 months
Especially when they want to blackmail you emotionally. “You that I carried in my belle for 9 months”
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