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Nigerian Parents Are Guilty Of Saying These 7 Awkward Things

If you grew up in a Nigerian home, you will be familiar with all these statements. Nigerian Parents Are Guilty of all the statements below

Come and put it on my head

They expect you to be telepathic. You should read their minds. If you mistakenly “put it” in the wrong place, you are in soup

 

Nigerian Parents Are Guilty
Nigerian Parents Are Guilty of These 7 Things

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When I was your age

This card is played when you’ve erred. Especially when you return from school with a terrible result

Nigerian Parents Are Guilty
Nigerian Parents Are Guilty of These 7 Things
I did not kill my mother, you will not kill me

This is a stern warning from Mom when your wahala is getting to a crescendo

Nigerian Parents Are Guilty
Nigerian Parents Are Guilty of These 7 Things

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If I hear peem

When you try to make a sound after severe flogging. You are expected to stay mute

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Why will you not have headache when you are always pressing your phone

They attribute everything to phone-pressing. “Mom I’m adding weight” “It’s because you are always pressing your phone”  “Mom I have toothache”  “It’s because you are always pressing your phone. HABA!!!

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Come and eat me

You dare not say you want more food. Are you Oliver Twist?

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I carried you in my belle for 9 months

Especially when they want to blackmail you emotionally. “You that I carried in my belle for 9 months”

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